Wednesday, February 28, 2018

HOW TO FUCK WOMEN PROPERLY


WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BECOME A BEAST IN THE BEDROOM?

Of course you do, every guy does. Any guy who says differently is a liar. Fucking women is our primary purpose in life. It's what nature has put you on this planet to do. Every single man on this planet wants to be a boss in the bedroom.

Unfortunately they don't teach this stuff in school. Instead we spend twenty years learning physics and calculus and chemistry but when it comes to the important things in life like learning how to fuck, we're left without a clue.

So where are you supposed to turn to get this problem solved?

    Your parents? I'm sure that's the last conversation you want to have
    To porn? Porn sex is as fake as a pornstar's tits
    To women? Most women don't even know how get themselves off
    The internet? Most information is either garbage or written by inexperienced journalists

For many of you guys you probably feel like you have nowhere to turn to get this stuff handled. Does this sound familiar?
BEFORE I MASTERED SEX I WAS JUST LIKE YOU

In fact I was worse. I didn't get laid until I was 20. It took me 15 minutes of jerking my limp dick to get it up before I instantly ejaculated inside of her. I remember lying there embarrassed and ashamed. Hoping she wouldn't tell anyone what a loser I was.

This was the first time but it sure wasn't the last time. In fact it happened every time I tried to fuck her. The pressure from each failed attempt compounding and weighing heavily on my fragile psyche. If this has ever happened to you, you know what I'm talking about.

Despite waiting years to have sex I choked under pressure. Despite having a smoking 20 year old girl in my bed I could barely get it up and when I did it was all over within minutes. The worst of both worlds.

It didn't help that I was a pothead, had a terrible diet and was going through a major existential depression. All these factors combined led to me being completely useless in bed. After a few months of this my girlfriend ended up breaking up with me and I don't blame her.

I promise you - I literally could not have made a worse possible entrance into the world of sex.

Since then a lot has changed:

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